mike jones

A stupid ass black guy who can't rap for rabbit nuts. He gets fucked in the ass daily by Paul Wall, while Michael Watts watches them while crying and jacking off at the same time

Oh snaps dogg, did you watch that Mike Jones video?

Fuck no bitch, I aint a fucking fag.

by ... April 2, 2005

Mike Toreno

A CIA agent from GTA San Andreas, mostly involved with the drug trade among many other things.

Mike Toreno: - Carl, learn to fly.
CJ: I'm on it man, I swear.
Mike Toreno: "Yeah, I'm on it man I swear", same old broken record Carl, but that's fine, because your brother's getting a new cell mate tonight. Horse Cock Harry. And I'm sending a present, little wedding present. Big tube of lube!
CJ: Shit dude, ok, ok, I swear man, I'm gonna be the best pilot!
Mike Toreno: I'd love to hear you Carl, I can't hear you, all I can hear is your brother's love cries, as eight kilometers of cock finds its way up his ass. Aooooowww - that's your brother, ok? No big problem.
CJ: Wait! Please, man!
Mike Toreno: That was my last motivational speech, understand? Am I being too spiritual for you, Carl?
CJ: Ok man, I get the message.

by Big-digger-nick January 20, 2022

Mike Battista

The smexy drummer from A Turnaround Life(a central floridan pop punk band thats epic)

"Who's the hott drummer in that band?"

"Thats Mike Battista!"

by GRAW June 15, 2009

Mike's List

An email you receive at 10PM from a co-worker that just went on vacation that contains a list of items he failed to fix over the last month.

Jesus, I just got Mike's List and now I have to head to Blomkin to fix a PC that's been down for 3 weeks.

by Jotok November 21, 2010

mike rivera

a man that jerks off at least thirteen times a day.

you're such a Mike rivera

by dicknibbler January 27, 2016

Father Mike’s

A soon to open strip club in Metcalfe Canada with the best poles

Did you hear about Father Mike’s opening up

by Pollingman10 January 29, 2022

the real mike

Conner Lopez

That kid Conner Lopez is the real mike.

by thepapacurry March 31, 2022