mike jones

A stupid ass black guy who can't rap for rabbit nuts. He gets fucked in the ass daily by Paul Wall, while Michael Watts watches them while crying and jacking off at the same time

Oh snaps dogg, did you watch that Mike Jones video?

Fuck no bitch, I aint a fucking fag.

by ... April 2, 2005

mike rivera

a man that jerks off at least thirteen times a day.

you're such a Mike rivera

by dicknibbler January 27, 2016

the real mike

Conner Lopez

That kid Conner Lopez is the real mike.

by thepapacurry March 31, 2022

Coach Mike

An unempathetic coach

He was acting like such a coach mike.
what a coach mike thing to do

by 188888995 July 29, 2021

Captain Mike

A mythical legend that lives in the highlands of Everts.He has a son who he beats everyday.

Captain mike was beating Landon, Landon was very happy

by Brady_gross September 23, 2020

Mike Pence

a guy who you dont usually hear about because he is overshadowed by his asshole buddy donny. although you dont see him much, you always get some sort of cunty vibe from him

"yo did yea hear? Mike Pence is a closeted homosexual!"
" who is Mike Pence?"

by kornguy109 November 3, 2020

MIO Mike

The youngin with all the game in history

Aye! My nigga! I found out who stoler ya girl!, Who? MIO Mike.

by Li Joka23😈 November 27, 2019