Mike Shinoda

Mike Shinoda is the MC for Linkin Park. He is called "The Glue" because... well i cant explain it but if you have Meteora watch LPTV (if you haven't already) and you'll know. And if you don't have Meteora, GET YOUR ASS AWAY FROM THE DAMN COMPUTER AND GO GET IT! Anyways, I HATE rap and all those damn rappers and their rappyness.... dont ask. But my point is, Mike makes it cool, and if you listen to LP, you would know that. Oh, did I mention that he's really really really completely hot??? Well, he is. lol. I think thats all you need to know.
Mike is hot. plain and simple.

ok it says the example is too short so im still typing about nothing lol...
by Alison July 06, 2004
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mike jones

A stupid ass black guy who can't rap for rabbit nuts. He gets fucked in the ass daily by Paul Wall, while Michael Watts watches them while crying and jacking off at the same time
Oh snaps dogg, did you watch that Mike Jones video?

Fuck no bitch, I aint a fucking fag.
by ... April 03, 2005
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mike rivera

a man that jerks off at least thirteen times a day.
by dicknibbler November 20, 2015
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Mike Tysoned

When someone pulls you’re cock out and it hits them in the head knocking them out
Bro, she pulled my pants down and my dick knocked her out cold, I Mike Tysoned her.
by Ooga Booga Monkey Man February 13, 2022
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mike khoury

Mike khoury is vastly popular on twitter and Snapchat. A few of his videos have gone viral, such as the time he got finessed in the Taco Bell drive thru. People often find humor in the fact that he is extremely unfortunate.

Also, he loves his cat, Sebastian.
EX#1: lmfao you really just got jumped at your OWN PARTY, dassa Mike Khoury move.

EX#2: you more obsessed with your cat than mike khoury is.
by Bugcity September 20, 2017
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Mike LaTorres

1. The name version of "My Clitoris"
Did you see Mike LaTorres on the news last night?
by Mike LaTorres March 15, 2016
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Mike Krack

The team principal of Aston Martin formula 1 team. He has worked at BMW Sauber F1 as the cheif engineer and the head of track engineering in the Porsche WEC Le Mans team.
"As we look at Mike Krack on the pitwall" - David Croft - 2022
by qwopasdfghjklzxcvbnm May 16, 2022
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