The cheap street maccies in lanny - honestly best place to hang out until you get chucked out (although if you aren't there in a big group it'd dead asf and you'll probably leave in fear of getting clarted ) Ripley, LRGS and LGGS especially enjoy the scatty tables as for the grammar kids especially it's the inky place to meet people of the opposite gender. So many druggies outside tho.
Lancaster mcdonalds: the best place in town
Oi you coming to Lancaster mcdonalds
Yeah wbu
Yeah
Nice
I think I like you , you want fries
Yeah lad
Oi you coming to Lancaster mcdonalds
Yeah wbu
Yeah
Nice
I think I like you , you want fries
Yeah lad
by Mulletpatrol May 23, 2022

by Absolute Baboon June 5, 2018

What the heck? Special lipo ports are installed at the tables to suck out the fat from your fat order you just ate. Blue for guys. Pink for girls. Say you order 3 Super size meals. You eat two and connect the free screw in port into your belly button. As you eat the machine turns on sucking out your meals. Calories 0. You then take the other meal and heat it up later. Everybody wins! McDonalds sells more and you control your weight by ordering the McDonalds Mclipo Meal. The fat is then repurposed and added to the fryer. You feel so awesome you order some cookies to go.
Jadu: I simply love McDonalds McLipo Meal.
Vrin: Me too. I lost 80 lbs. on this diet.
Jadu: I'm an addict now.
Vrin: McDonalds really cares about us minions.
Jadu: I'm rewriting my will so everything will go to Mickey D's.
Vrin: Already did that.
Vrin: Me too. I lost 80 lbs. on this diet.
Jadu: I'm an addict now.
Vrin: McDonalds really cares about us minions.
Jadu: I'm rewriting my will so everything will go to Mickey D's.
Vrin: Already did that.
by jethrojones November 22, 2020

You get a 6 piece McNugget with hot mustard. Eat all the McNuggets then cut a hole in the bottom of the 6 piece McNugget box. After that you go to town on the box while using the hot mustard as a lubricant.
by JamPGT February 24, 2024

Literally a sapphic goddess, honestly she is such a queen. This person knows what they want to do with their life and is a good person. They have many friends and an amazing support system.
by Ggmomo November 22, 2020

by shiteater42069 September 7, 2020

a place here they feed you processed food for cheap prices then you become fat, watch any documentary about modern food companies and see how they make their shitty food.
by what82137312312971 October 9, 2021
