Three-Way Handshake

Three men form a triangle. One man reaches across the triangle and starts jerking one mans penis. The mans penis who is getting jerked reaches across and jerks off both men.

Hey want to go back to my place and have a Three-Way Handshake?

by HoldenTudix May 5, 2023

Hellish handshake

One of two things, Either you later your hand in hot sauce and grope the berries or you wrap your hand with thorns and give a handy.

He wants to do it with me so bad. I'll give him a hellish handshake and see how much he likes that!

by flexydevil May 8, 2023

Jesus Handshake

A Jesus handshake is when someone spits on a cock then sucks it passionately while jacking it off and rubbing the balls. Once the man cums, they smear the cum all over the hands and rub it in their face then rub the cock on their eyes.

Person 1: Yo this person maya is a hot chick
Person 2: Yeah she gave me a good ol’ Jesus handshake!

by Cosmiccun7 December 13, 2022

elephant handshake

Getting a handjob from a senior or respected member of the GOP.

Did you hear the leader of CPAC tried to give his driver an elephant handshake?

by Mike the Non-Seal January 11, 2023

Siamese handshake

Three people make a Oreo. The outside people lock hands and give a handy j to the inside person.

Logan and Rory gave a mean Siamese handshake to Bob.

by It's not broken July 6, 2018

Tijuana Handshake

When a person dips his/her hand in the toilet and then proceed to give someone a handjob.

I got a Tijuana handshake last night at the stripclub.

by Señor el Noches July 18, 2018

Irish handshake

Putting your unwashed fingers into a friend's beer when they are not looking. Especially after coming from the toilet.

You remember the time I gave Seamus a good ol' Irish handshake in the pub?

by theseamus July 23, 2018