Typoid Fever

A condition or disease in which a person cannot spell correctly or use proper grammar if their life depended on it. Classified into two categories: Intentional and Unintentional. May be cured with the use of a typing tutor and/or spell check.

I have a ten page research paper due tomorrow but I'm unable to do it due to to a severe case of sleep deprivation and typoid fever. Who wants to help me cure it?

by Blackberrywhite July 30, 2011

Disco Fever

Disco Fever: when you spend too long at the club dancing your ass off and you wake up feeling ill

Mom: Jimmothy, time for school.
Jimmothy: Mom i cant go i have Disco Fever
Mom: K stay home
Jimmothy: >:)

by heletojeadam jklol June 22, 2018

enjera fever

Enjera fever much like jungle fever or yellow fever. Is when a guy (or girl) fetishizes over Ethiopians. Not only goes out of their way to date Ethiopians, but they over sexualize them too.

Alex: yk that guy Romero’s got a bad case of enjera fever, every girl he’s dated is Ethiopian.

by sexyniggababy 😌 November 28, 2019

maple fever

As described in South Park S19E02, a term used to identify someone who has sexual preference for Canadian women or men.

"And I suppose you have a thing for Canadian girls, huh? Is that it? You've got maple fever?

by DeathMetal November 9, 2015

Gash Fever

Flu like symptoms, can be very serious when sufferer also have 'Lash Fever'. You catch it when you get too much Gash in a short period of time. Can be treated by cutting down on Gash in til you fully recover. Avoid going on the Lash when you have 'Gash Fever' at all costs!

1: ''Saw u out lst nite, u was on bare gash!''
2: ''Yeah blud, I got Gash Fever now doh''

by bsr123 July 18, 2011

Freshmen Fever

When girls and boys become freshmen in highschool and they date around a lot with upperclassmen. Typically they choose people a lot older. They hoe around for the first year and then calm down after summer

1:"I can't believe how many people she's talked to this year!"
2:"She has freshmen fever."
1:"So do you."

by radicaldadicalmagicall May 22, 2017

Mudhen Fever

A disease held by all Toledo Mudhens Fans, moreso in the old timers. It is often caught by fans watching the old timer reunion games with class of 1945. Mudhen Fever is especially held by Ed Crankshaft, Dale 'Beanball' Bushka, Jefferson 'J.J.' Jacks, and Fred 'Dusty' Duncan.

Dale: (talking to the team) OK boys, we're almost ready to come out here.

Ed: (screaming) Yeah, Mudhen Fever time! I'd better start doing my Mudhen Bends.

Beanball: Mind if we all join you? We're all Mudhens here.

Dusty: Aye, yes, the magic of the Mudhen Fever. This is going to be a good game.

Dale: (on the P.A. system) Introducing the Toledo Mudhens class of 1945.

Nelson: Oh boy, this is going to be a good game. I get to see Grandpa Ed in his old Mudhen suit.

Beanball: You're right, who knows, you might get a signed ball by him. Bryant has one. (picks up the signed baseball and hands the ball to Nelson). See, 'Ed Crankshaft', best Toledo Mudhens pitcher ever!

Ed: (overhears Beanball and Nelson, the gang gets together and starts slapping Gunny Fives) Mudhen Silver, Mudhen Gold, you guys are young and we're all old! (as in a taunt to the other team, who is Rochester Red Wings class of 1972)

Nelson: Have a good game, Grandpa Ed. I'll be rooting for you.

Beanball, Dusy, J.J.: That's right, Nelson. He's not just A Mudhen, he's the BEST Mudhen!

(The game begins and no one is talking)

by Dusty's Baby Powder March 18, 2011