cricket control

Getting rid of dry/non responding texters

Bro I need some Cricket control this girl isn’t texting back

by Bye thots September 19, 2020

Internal locus of control

The problem with these types of people is that ignore the fact that there are 9 billion extrenal loci of control either working with or against you are all times.

Hym "Internal locus of control or no, it isn't incumbent on me to exist alongside a surveillance apparatus just so that you can feel better about the fact that there is nothing you can do to stop me from murdering your kids. You don't feel that you have to intervene, but you only have 2 options. I'm just not going to allow you to get away with it. I will punish non-intervention. Every day that passes makes the only recourse you have less effective. If you want to hold someone accountable, do it to the people who's job it is to do what you aren't willing to do. Otherwise, go fuck yourself retard. If you wait until you're on the other side of it, it will be to late. If you see what is happening to me, you will have just as much recourse as I do."

by Hym Iam June 13, 2024

control shift n

yes incognito aka "porn"

keyboard after being pressed control shift n : ahh shit here we go aga-
your horny ass: OHHHH YEAH IM EJACTULATIGN THIS IS SO HOTTHOTHTOHTTHOTHHOTOHTHOTHOTOTH
a random ass ant: dude what the fuck

by WalmartBag12389438292410879408 February 18, 2023

man control

A fictional version of Birth Control a man can take to make his sperm inactive for the day.

Joe-Dude I gotta go to the store for some condoms
James-why don't you just pop some MAN CONTROL?

by 2savge4u October 12, 2017

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 16, 2025

Gun Control

An Anti-Rights idea made by tyrants and spread by other tyrants which turns law abiding citizens into criminals at the drop of a pen

“These new gun control laws aren’t going to work we need to infringe more rights” - a tyrant, probably

by Psiononpsychotics May 27, 2022

Psychologically control

Give me a break. You're definitely trying. And the manner in which you're attempting to do it is wildly offensive and is LITERALLY something NO ONE WOULD ADMIT TO DOING PUBLICLY. Get it? And, thus, the lack of coverage.

Hym "That's actually the entire motivation being shaming culture. Psychologically controlling other people to remediate the imaginary problems created by the narcissistic delusion of moral superiority. And what I mean by that is, the problem itself is only a problem in so far as it relates to a set of axiomatic presuppositions. Axiomatic presuppositions to which people don't have to adhere. You're not the arbiter of how I need to behave. I'm just going to keep doing whatever I'm doing until I'm done doing it and then I'm going to 'pull the pin' and 'hit the eject button.' And there is nothing you can do to convince me to change something that doesn't need to be changed."

by Hym Iam October 4, 2023