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New York blowjob

When someone gets fucked in the ass (without a condom), then gives that person a blowjob while the guy's dick still has fecal matter on it.
Mike (to all of his buddies): I met this really nasty girl at the bar the other night. As it turns out, she was so kinky, she gave me a New York blowjob.
by JPCfromTX April 29, 2009
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Bitter End Blowjob

A repeated cycle of oral sex and semen swallowing protracted untill the receiver faints, loses consciousnes or dies.
Testicular pain due to excessive repeated ejaculation and the lack of semen have to be ignored

(the use of local anesthetic to bypass / reduce the pain is permitted)
(the use of virility enhancer products like erection booster or semen volume pills is permitted)
Variation "Bitter End Deepthroat" "Bitter End Throatpie) the oral sex and the ejaculation occur in the thorat of the performer/s
Last Saturday night I ended up in the hospital as aJhon Doe, I had no phone and no wallet, a girl gave me a Bitter End Blowjob in the toilets and I think she robbed me while aI was Unconscious, I still have "Black hole Balls after three days.
by Ophiucus88 May 4, 2021
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cheeto nigga tomato blowjob

when an african of male descent covers his penis in cheeto dust, and proceeds to get a "blowjob" from a tomato.
i just got the greatest cheeto nigga tomato blowjob in my life
by anon98789 April 25, 2019
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Steak, Blunt and Blowjob Day

Celebrated on April 21, you come home from work and your girl welcomes you with a perfect fried steak, a prerolled Blunt and a Blowjob. It's an international celebrated day to honor the hard work men have to do every day.
Steak, Blunt and Blowjob Day is the day, women get to honor the hard work men have to do every day.
"Dude even though it's 4/20 today, i'm really looking for tomorrow, it's Steak, Blunt and Blowjob Day! "
by Friday1337 March 14, 2017
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9/11 blowjob

When one smokes hookah (also known as Shisha) and realizes the tobacco is burning too much and they start coughing, while feeling their throat is about to explode.
Person A: Inhales hookah: Oh my god the tobacco is burned, I can’t feel my throat.
Person B: Now that’s what I call a 9/11 blowjob.
by Lev98 December 15, 2017
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Splooge Drenched Blowjob Queen

1. A South Park musical intended to get woman to want to give head.

2. A complete and total cum slut (men and women).
1- That cumdumpster over there is the splooge drenched blowjob queen from 'Drencher Quick Lee'

2 - Greg reigns as supreme splooge drenched blowjob queen of the gay bar.
by darth.nerdus February 10, 2012
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n. The greatest thing that can possibly be imagined. The pinnacle or ideal.
The customer keeps asking for more and more features in our product. Pretty soon they'll be asking for hot and cold running blowjobs!
by SkidMarkyMark August 11, 2006
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