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Harvey Beer

A harvey beer is someone who lacks a mclaren gulf hoodie, he obsesses over lando norris (he wants his dick), and he seems to just wear hollister and nothing else, dusty yute. 4 eyes and can barely see anything, this is shown by the fact that he cant do his hair properly in the morning. Overall would not want to meet a harvey beer in public or a club, might talk to you about daniel riccardio.
by EdM1234567 November 8, 2022
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beer locust

Someone that drinks all your beer.
My buddy is such a beer locust, he was over last night and drank all my beer.
by Blanco Diablo January 17, 2020
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beer clock

The level of beer in the last pitcher or glass, that determines when it's time to leave the bar or restaurant. i.e., when it's empty it's time to go -- and not before. (Obviously the beer clock can be reset by ordering another pitcher/glass.)
Child: Dad when are we going to go?
Dad: When the beer clock says so (pointing at the pitcher that isn't empty)!
by mmcg1 October 14, 2015
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Trunk Beer

A trunk beer is a rare form of beer, which for reasons passing understanding, has been aged (forgotten about) in a friend’s trunk only to reappear and become highly desirable when booze is scarce. Common trunk beers include Miller Lite, Bud Light, Keystone Light, and PBR.
Hatham showed up late to the game and forgot beer so we had to break into a fresh case of trunk beer Weston had in his car.
by John Skinz December 18, 2012
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Clit beer

You suck and fuck a clit so good and collect the froth that forms on it. Mix that with cream soda and you’ve got Clit Beer! This has no relevancy to Harry Potter don’t be a cunt.
Oh fuck my in the ass with a spiked dildo it’s hot! Would love a pint of clit beer right now.
by youngthug6969 June 19, 2018
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Cream of Beer

Cream of Beer is creamy stool that has about the same texture, consistency, and density as butter resulting from heavy drinking the night before. Drinks like cheap beer, malt liquor, or trendy mixed drinks like redbull & vodka and jager bombs are usually the culprit. Stool is usually a brownish orange color and has a sour smell because it is a mixture of 3 parts digested Alcohol to (0-1) parts digested food. Cream of Beer is usually followed by spotting or anal leakage that must be wiped again sometimes several times throughout the day after the initial bowel movement.
Man, I need to stop drinking,...tired of waking up with the cream of beer shits. Plus I go through about 2 rolls of toilet paper just wiping that buttery shit out of my ass, and then guess what, about 30 minutes later I got to wipe out the left over residue that slid out my butt-hole and is making my butt-hole itch like crazy.
by Gorb Jenkem August 19, 2013
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beer:45

a time of day, usually in the midst of ones' daily labors, that it becomes apparent that it well past time to no longer be in the midst of ones' daily labors
Is it beer:30 yet?

Dude, it's beer:45!
by honore d. balzac March 27, 2010
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