The tendency to be cataclysmicly upset while drunk over something that would only be mildly irritating while sober.
Symptoms include forming irrational conclusions, like "im going to jail, im going to lose my house, im going to have my dog reposesed.
Symptoms include forming irrational conclusions, like "im going to jail, im going to lose my house, im going to have my dog reposesed.
That girl lost her damn glasses in the river last night.
or
You are losing your glasses in the river right now.
or
You are losing your glasses in the river right now.
by redlizzieliz February 10, 2010
Get the Losing your glasses in the rivermug. Fuck all of you that say Indian River High School is ghetto. It's a great fucking school, full of great fucking people, and a great fucking principal. Sure we don't have money but we got fine bitches and that's all that matters.
by fucky0girl April 12, 2012
Get the indian river high schoolmug. A white parasitic bird that supposedly originated by the sea but is now more commonly found roosting at McDonald's awaiting a discarded french fry or clamoring with its pals in a Taco Bell dumpster; a 'seagull'.
While widely regarded as harmless, these birds are known to be dangerous and attack unsuspecting fast food chain customers in large groups known as "militias".
While widely regarded as harmless, these birds are known to be dangerous and attack unsuspecting fast food chain customers in large groups known as "militias".
Carla: Yeah, lemme get a #4 Biggie-sized, a #2 --fuck!
Drive Thru Boy: ...Ma'am?
Carla: Goddamn North American River Chickens just crapped all over my car!
911 Operator: Sir, what seems to be the problem?
Raould: The fucking North American River Chicken Militia just jumped my ass at the drive thru! Yeah, take the goddamn ketchup packets too you free-loading bastards!
Drive Thru Boy: ...Ma'am?
Carla: Goddamn North American River Chickens just crapped all over my car!
911 Operator: Sir, what seems to be the problem?
Raould: The fucking North American River Chicken Militia just jumped my ass at the drive thru! Yeah, take the goddamn ketchup packets too you free-loading bastards!
by Roftlmfaololgtfo February 10, 2010
Get the North American River Chickenmug. A game played once a year in which Oklahoma makes themselves feel good by beating a badly coached Mack Brown team before subsequently losing to someone else in their conference championship and/or a bowl game.
"Wow, Oklahoma really beat Texas good in that Red River Shootou redneck fest."
"Yeah, guess it was nice until Kansas St. and LSU dirt rolled them."
"Yeah, guess it was nice until Kansas St. and LSU dirt rolled them."
by mickeyfickey December 30, 2004
Get the Red River Shootoutmug. A horrible school in Crystal River, FL.
Notable Groups and individuals:
•Rednecks: They can't read or write. They love to kill animals. Most of them are backwards and hate gay people.
•Emos: Everyone treats them like sh*t. Most have depression but can't get treatment, bullying makes it worse.
•Jocks: Many "Jocks" are "Rednecks", but not all. All jocks love to bully gay people.
• Popular Kids: Half rich kids/Half drug addicts.
•Tommy Sparks: A stinky-republican who dresses in khakis, works to ruin the lives of poor people( he wants to starve us by taking away food stamps/ he wants to put homeless peoplein jail), wants to ban Tik Tok, and spends his time with old politicians( trying to cut taxes on the rich/ ban Tik tok) and his boyfriend Kaige.
•Teacher Epstein: I think he is racist against black kids. He loves to yell at kids who just want to have fun.
•Mrs. Stringer: Loves to put all kids into detention, no matter the color of there skin.
• Mr. Roland: Loves to say " go to student services".
Notable Groups and individuals:
•Rednecks: They can't read or write. They love to kill animals. Most of them are backwards and hate gay people.
•Emos: Everyone treats them like sh*t. Most have depression but can't get treatment, bullying makes it worse.
•Jocks: Many "Jocks" are "Rednecks", but not all. All jocks love to bully gay people.
• Popular Kids: Half rich kids/Half drug addicts.
•Tommy Sparks: A stinky-republican who dresses in khakis, works to ruin the lives of poor people( he wants to starve us by taking away food stamps/ he wants to put homeless peoplein jail), wants to ban Tik Tok, and spends his time with old politicians( trying to cut taxes on the rich/ ban Tik tok) and his boyfriend Kaige.
•Teacher Epstein: I think he is racist against black kids. He loves to yell at kids who just want to have fun.
•Mrs. Stringer: Loves to put all kids into detention, no matter the color of there skin.
• Mr. Roland: Loves to say " go to student services".
by IloveCats!!! April 23, 2023
Get the Crystal River middle schoolmug. Why would you try to sell someone down the river? That someone could accidentally be your grandmother.
by Sexydimma July 1, 2022
Get the Sell someone down the rivermug. by Weedables December 5, 2017
Get the deer river hoover specialmug.