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Show Bacon

Anything that can be classified as perfect, illustrious, or otherwise worthy of proud display.

Have you ever cooked bacon to sheer perfection? Not too crispy, not too limp? To the point where you are so utterly impressed and proud of your accomplishment that it comes to completely define the concept of "perfection"?
"Dang, that car is some serious show bacon!"
"Aw honey, you are complete show bacon <3"
by kilowatthours June 21, 2019
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Pity bacon

The 1 or 2 pieces of bacon You leave behind as a courtesy for the lazy people that slept through breakfast.
I woke up to the smell of breakfast only to find out that you didn’t even leave me a piece of pity bacon to go with the stale pancakes and cold eggs.
by Moonmullins2 January 15, 2022
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bacon shellshock

A condition one suffers from after experiencing the severe emotional stress of the pop/crackling and subsequent splattering of molten-hot grease during the frying of bacon. Though one need not actually be splattered with hot grease and burned, each pop and crackle of the frying bacon causes one to duck and cover in mortal fear.
"Making breakfast has left me with a bad case of the bacon shellshock."
by Bacon Lover 4 Life September 28, 2013
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Imperial Bacon

a Star Wars themed insult aimed at the police.
"we have Imperial Bacon on our six, hit the Nos!"
by Hally13uk March 31, 2010
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soggy bacon

When a girl expects a guys junk to be erect and happy to see her, and sadly comes to realize its flaccid, or "soggy". Like the actual soggy bacon, its disappointing.
Mike: Hey man, how was that chick last night?
Jaquare: Shit, man. I thought I was ready, but I pulled a soggy bacon on her.
by abofdrjizz June 27, 2014
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Cook bacon

Using strong smells to cover up the smell of a fired gun.
I used a scented candle to cook bacon after discharging my 44 mag through my living room wall.
by Patman888 August 19, 2016
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butt bacon

When you have a shit that strings out, but is still quite flat as with bacon.
Me: Dude I just made some butt bacon!!
Other Guy: Do I know you?
by spicysheron February 15, 2014
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