A woman’s rating out of 10 due to the Bacon Principle. The farther right her beliefs, the farther up her score goes. The farther left, the lower it goes.
I thought Emily was hot until I found out she was pro-choice, and after the Bacon Principle she’s a 6!
by Gutfoxx December 1, 2020

Anything that can be classified as perfect, illustrious, or otherwise worthy of proud display.
Have you ever cooked bacon to sheer perfection? Not too crispy, not too limp? To the point where you are so utterly impressed and proud of your accomplishment that it comes to completely define the concept of "perfection"?
Have you ever cooked bacon to sheer perfection? Not too crispy, not too limp? To the point where you are so utterly impressed and proud of your accomplishment that it comes to completely define the concept of "perfection"?
by kilowatthours June 21, 2019

Bacon Boi is the Kaisers right hand in Jebendia.
Once called Baconator,a long time ago.
Chill lad who is relatable most of the time.
Once called Baconator,a long time ago.
Chill lad who is relatable most of the time.
by Jebendia's eternal rice farmer July 13, 2021

When some living organism is fried through physic exhaustion, or mental fatigue; and is lying on the carpet like a lint covered strip of day old bacon.
by goat-meat May 7, 2011

by J1mmy5avi113 May 26, 2022

To have anal sex with a person who, prior to the deed, has swallowed a piece of raw bacon with a length of string attatched to it. One end of the string hangs out of the mouth of the anal recipient and as "the moment" approaches for the anal giver, he yanks the piece of string, causing the other person to vomit up the piece of bacon. During vomiting, the muscles in the anus become tightly clenched, causing an amazing sensation for the anal giver.
by anothersteve January 18, 2017

by ThyHollowOne April 6, 2016
