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Bacon Boi

Bacon Boi is the Kaisers right hand in Jebendia.
Once called Baconator,a long time ago.
Chill lad who is relatable most of the time.
Bacon Boi:FUCK WHY DID I PLANT THE ANCIENT SEED IN FALL
Everyone: Haha idiot,ancient seed go brrrr
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bacon dick

a very very old looking dick
wow did you see that he has a bacon dick!
by meatballeater December 15, 2017
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Fake Baconing

The act of driving to a parking lot, dialing 911 on a burner phone, and attempting to masturbate and finish before police arrive.
Todd was fake baconing, trying to bust a thrill nut last week and he caught a charge for indecent exposure. He's looking at a third strike situation since he had a firearm and blow in the car with him. I don't know what to tell his family, man. His daughter's third birthday is next week. That kid doesn't stand a chance.
by Oh, hayyyy November 27, 2022
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Crotch bacon

Bacon from the genital region.
I could sure go for some crotch bacon with my fallopian eggs.
by Theurbanpalmal February 16, 2020
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Big Bacon

A corporate conspiracy of pig farmers whose tentacles of influence extend into politics, Hollywood, and the media. As founding members of ALEC, Big Bacon frequently sponsors pro-bacon legislation and are rumoured to have been involved in the Kennedy assassination.
"Big Bacon donated $3m to the Trump superpac"
by mcgruffallo July 24, 2021
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ear-bacon

Ear-bacon-Noun: sonically pleasing yet psychologically damaging sound
I've been cutting my intake of ear-bacon. I don't listen to memes anymore.
by Chuang Chou May 17, 2016
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butt bacon

When you have a shit that strings out, but is still quite flat as with bacon.
Me: Dude I just made some butt bacon!!
Other Guy: Do I know you?
by spicysheron February 15, 2014
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