angry robot

A boss or manager that is highly tuned in their extremely specific field, but is incapable of engaging in communication outside of their realm of expertise. Automated answers are generated in most cases, until they are presented with an email/question from an insubordinate that requires thought outside of the levels of programming. Angry Robots tend to be condescending when approached by an email/question to which they have no correct response.

The Angry Robot will then either shut down completely and close their office door, or immediately grab a handset and remain on the phone for the next 2 business days. Angry Robots also expect everyone within shouting distance to have the ability to read their robot mind.

Oh my gosh, Mike is such an Angry Robot. Our office is falling apart. He never responds to my emails, and if i knock on his door...he glares at me like i am a fool for approaching him and wasting his precious time.

by LightYearsAhead February 3, 2018

angry fox

When a good looking girl is having sex and never reaches a climax because you already did.

She did not orgasm so she was an angry fox.

by Trans am Sam September 28, 2017

Angry Goose

Eating a girls ass and then bite her out of nowhere

How did your date go,
Not so good I accidentally give her the angry goose.

by Goose.realm March 1, 2019

Angry Fish

When you pretend like you’re lying but you’re actually telling the truth

You angry fished me bro I thought you were lying

by Thedankestrick September 30, 2021

Angry-Birding

When one attempts to commit suicide by hanging oneself from a fan that is still spinning. This results in the person being flung around like an Angry-Bird.

I tried to end it last night, but I accidentally left the fan on. I ended up Angry-Birding myself.

by Hudsmee September 1, 2023

angry richard

An Angry Richard is where one male/female rubs icyhot on a phallic object, then proceeds to fornicate with a a partner.

Damn, my girl cried after I gave her a mean Angry Richard

by MikeHuntYaBoo May 14, 2020

Angry Jamaican

Where you eat half a banana, look at your friend suspiciously and smash the leftover banana and peel on the top of their head. It lowkey resembles dreadlocks, and often the reaction of anger is priceless.

*Kyle looks at his friend while eating a banana*
*Friend looks back at kyle confused*
*Kyle smashes banana on friends head, then runs away laughing*
*Friend runs after Kyle looking like an Angry Jamaican*

by Amish Stalker January 29, 2020