metal pipe

A guy who has a serious hard on and has his cock at absolute zero. Whenever he’s about to shoot his load, his cock will take 5 minutes to thaw out. If he gets hard during shooting his load, his cum will be frozen solid along with his dick

Stacey: It’s hard for me to give you blow when you have a metal pipe
John: I’m sry I think I may have a serious condition

by Fireguy47 July 22, 2018

Pipe Monster

A hood rat who sucks on a crack pipe all day

"Hey, whats up with Lil Breezy over there?"
"Ah man, she's a pipe monster, stay away from that bitch"

by bman56 March 12, 2009

pipe wipe

Wiping your anus with toilet paper when you use the bathroom.

A pipe wipe and I'm out.

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

bubble pipe

another word for a bong. the kind with water in it. so named because when you pull it it makes bubbling sounds.
otherwise known as tube, bubble tube.

hey, pass the bubble pipe n load me a nut.

by krati July 7, 2008

The Golden Pipe

when you pee in someone’s butthole

Hey bro, I gave Sharen the golden pipe last night-she was pissed.....get it???

by I can’t even March 29, 2019

Shit pipe

When you are fucking (piping) a girl and she is shitting.

Man she's so fine, I'd shit pipe that b*tch.

by Shit piping god March 24, 2017

tap pipe

To be the pitcher; to insert your penis in another man's anus.

(While watching 'There Will be Blood')

Dave: "I want to be the guy with the sledgehammer."
Travis: "I want to tap pipe."

This can be reprased as follows:

Dave: "It seems to me that the fellow with the sledgehammer has the prefered task out of the people present in this scene."

Travis: "It seems to me that I would enjoy inserting my penis in another man's anus."

by Matt R ' April 18, 2008