mike jones

A stupid ass black guy who can't rap for rabbit nuts. He gets fucked in the ass daily by Paul Wall, while Michael Watts watches them while crying and jacking off at the same time

Oh snaps dogg, did you watch that Mike Jones video?

Fuck no bitch, I aint a fucking fag.

by ... April 2, 2005

Mike Bobagaurd

The best lawyer in Kentucky

Mike Bobagaurd saved me from three charges of Illegal warheads

by Susan Bobagaurd August 25, 2022

Coach Mike

One goofy ass nigga

“Omfg guys Coach Mike hit a motorcycle driving to practice”

“That’s crazy! What a goofy ass nigga!”

by mygfsuckstoes October 16, 2019

sexy mike

HE is a sexy pigeon man who takes pictures of toes. but he loves licking pigs with his bernie sanders buttwhole.
he twerks out naked shrek's on saturday's in MAC DONALDS . he rides frog people

aww man a SEXY MIKE

by IDK SEXY MIKE September 11, 2020

Coach Mike

An unempathetic coach

He was acting like such a coach mike.
what a coach mike thing to do

by 188888995 July 29, 2021

mike justice

A microphone that serves mad justice. Rumor has it, mike justice is best served in 7s.

See also bartender, sammich maker, bill clinton impressionist.

“is that a mike justice?”
“yeah dude, I think it is!”
“whoa, we are so lucky!”

by mikejusticefanclub September 2, 2023

Mike Krack

The team principal of Aston Martin formula 1 team. He has worked at BMW Sauber F1 as the cheif engineer and the head of track engineering in the Porsche WEC Le Mans team.

"As we look at Mike Krack on the pitwall" - David Croft - 2022

by qwopasdfghjklzxcvbnm May 16, 2022