Fucking up any potential of getting laid due to the state of going several months without having sex
Bro 1: Bro, I wanna fuck that girl sooo bad
Bro 2: Bro, you ain’t fucking shit, you be pulling a Zach any time you talk with a girl
Bro 2: Bro, you ain’t fucking shit, you be pulling a Zach any time you talk with a girl
by That Slav January 1, 2020
by Olllman March 30, 2023
by NakedBlackMan07 May 19, 2022
The quarterback on the soccer team. He’s so hot you’ll melt because he is so sex on the eyes. He has the greatest shmolder of all.
by yourbestie December 12, 2022
Has greasy hair, eats mac and cheese, hates everything that isn't the music of apes screaming.
also, semen.
also, semen.
Zach Skarsinski
by Klon mon December 13, 2016
a queer who jerks to fortnite and wears nickelodeon hoodies from goodwill and likes to suck black guys
by Evan Roten December 6, 2019
by Gary the Berry B Johnson January 27, 2017