Zach

A type of kid diagnosed with cancer.

Hey zach you have fucking cancer.

by Sam Kakos February 27, 2021

Zach

Zach is a queer bbg who smells like laundry detergent

That Zach is such a queer

Love Lexie

by Taylor Lessard September 16, 2019

Zach

An individual with the propensity to engage in coitus with goats, or other goat-like animals.

Austin: “Hey Moe, did you see that zach over there?”

Moe: “Yeah bro, beastiality is gross. Zach play.”

by Ar11936255 November 23, 2022

Zach

Super hot and sexy boy who probably makes the best latkes. Is very funny and sweet and the best boyfriend ever

I love Zach <3

by ..-…..-…-….. December 4, 2021

Zach

Zach is one of the most amazing people you’ll ever meet without a doubt!! Anyone can instantly fall for him no matter how long it takes to get to know him, he’s adorable in every way and so easy to talk to that you could spend half a life time making conversation with him. He’s so courageous and usually absolutely awesome at football and has a really good taste in music. Find yourself a zach in your life, he’s everything anybody could want and has all the time in the world for you. He can instantly make you happy and smile make your days so much more bearable

I can’t believe how amazing zach is, I didn’t know anyone had the capacity to make me so happy

by Izzy init October 24, 2020

ballsack zach

A name used towards a person with the name Zach or Zachary to either represent friendliness or aggression. This term can also be shortened to B.S.Z if already known by the specific Zach

Friendly; "Hey ballsack Zach! How's ya doin buddy!"
Aggressive;"hey watch when your going ballsack Zach!"

by Mr. Wiggles giggle May 24, 2017

Zach

Zach is someone who will make you fall in love with them for whole year and tell you he loves you many times, then decide that he is no longer happy being with you anymore, and is sick of the “arguments” and says you’re apparently too emotional despite knowing you suffer from a mental illness. And then after he is “no longer happy with you” he will continue to string you along for 2 months, kissing you and being with you, but everytime you say you still love him, he will say “sorry, this doesn’t mean anything. i don’t want a relationship”. And he will continue to repeat this cycle of cuddling and kissing you constantly but never admitting he still loves you. and when you get upset he says “he never made you go back to him” fully knowing that you are still in love with him and are incredibly attached to him and cannot comprehend him not being in your life. So you constantly go back so that for even a short while, you can once again feel loved by your first love and the one person who ever made you feel safe and who made you fully comfortable around him.

Hello, are you in the mood to get constantly used and taken advantage of in your vulnerable state? Ask Zach!

by agesandtutoring November 22, 2023