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Wanker Marching

Wanker Marching is when you march but your moving your right arm with right leg and left leg with your left arm. this activity is well known with Army Cadets.
"Look at those army cadets they are Wanker Marching!"
by 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12 October 18, 2022
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Wanker

Omg he bought me this he’s such a “wanker”
omg he bought be this he’s such a “nice person
by nejdjdks March 15, 2022
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wanker

somebody who slags chippys off
that posh twats a wanker he is always slagging chippies off
by sic puppy1 December 14, 2022
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Adam is a wanker

When you make books and game boards for work your nickname is Adam is a wanker
Oh that guy, yeah he makes books he’s Adam and a wanker
Adam is a wanker
by Ross Griffin February 13, 2024
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nicest wanker in the world

When you are done with someone’s past shit, but you still end up helping them when their shit has sideways.
That guy hates my guts, but he still got me out of a jam. He’s the Nicest Wanker In The World!”

“Might not like him, but I’ll help. I’m the Nicest Wanker In The World!”
by Unsung Hero 2023 July 14, 2023
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J-Wanker

People who want to be like John Anthony(International Dating Coach) but don’t have the balls to learn game and will be wanking by themselves for the rest of their lives.
So you've been watching John's roast videos on YouTube all afternoon but you haven't been on a date in four years? Time to stop being a J-Wanker bro. Have you booked a call with his team yet?
by anonymous July 12, 2022
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Wanker

jeff:hey, i got you lunch!
you: thanks jeff! you're such a wanker!
by disturbation April 29, 2021
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