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One Week Washer

A person who will only wash once a week. During this week you can see them slowly turn more filthy each day until the fated day of the week were they think it is reasonable that they should get a shower. One Week Washers will also argue to others that being outside in the rain is also like getting a shower since it is basically the same principle, but it isn't.
Fred: Mike, each day I see your hair getting more greasy and your armpits getting more smelly, get a shower!

Mike: But I got one 6 days ago, I'll get one tomorrow and it shouldn't be that bad, it was raining yesterday while I was outside.

Fred: Ugh... One Week Washer!
by DuckyRoll September 25, 2012
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National Gif-Has-A-Hard-G Week

Takes place between Oct 11 thru 17.
Nobody may say GIF as JIF, and if they do, they get arrested by the shrek police and must be taken to Hell by Jod.
I love National Gif-Has-A-Hard-G Week!
by Impasta1472 October 11, 2022
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End of the week

If someone says end of the week, they could be referring to Friday, potentially might mean Saturday or it may be Sunday they’re talking about. Either way, the end of the week is sometime around the weekend. That is why it is called the week end. It happens at the end of the week.
I will pay you back by the end of the week.
by Whyisitsohardtopickahandle October 30, 2022
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bank will open again next week

Bank will open again next week
Bank will open again next week
by Strowbyca March 15, 2024
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Seduce Your Adoptive Mom Week

You get to sexually harass your adoptive mother.
And she can't do anything about it until after new years.
Ruin her fucking Christmas in a good way!
Hey moma~ wanna go to the bedroom and maybe.. ya know.. rock it?
It's seduce Your Adoptive Mom week~
by FOXALENNE December 22, 2022
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Backhand a normie week

Beat a furry week but in reverse. It begins November 29 and ends on November 5th!
Cmon everyone lets get ready for backhand a normie week uwu!!
by ksjaifjiudajfu November 27, 2020
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friday week

What a crazy ass woman named Ashley says when she means next Friday.
Ashley wants to know what you’re doing Friday week?
by Rdndnt July 22, 2021
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