I was under the bed

Had a phenomenal sleep
Sleeping good
Knocked out

Hey, sorry I missed your call, I was under the bed lol.

by Letmehelp May 8, 2025

Lying under the span

Having a woman sit on your face

I was lying under the span. With my gf all night last night.it was great.

by 4realazitgits March 16, 2021

3 Under 3

When a couple/family rushes to have 3 kids as soon as possible and has 3 of them under 3 at any given time. Very common in modern society by people who just want kids and don't care if they grow up with individuality. Only one of three will grow up normal with the others being jilted. It is commonplace in European nationalities.

Bebe: Daaaaayyum. She got 3 under 3 and now she's heading to the courts to get a divorce. I'm surprised they lasted this long.

Johnny: I think she did it intentionally. They were always struggling, she probably just wanted something to do..

by Martini Drysdale December 14, 2021

under rubber

Under Rubber is when you stick your dick or strap-on in a condom

Dont worry baby...Im under rubber.

by DuhReelReapa June 13, 2016

Living under a rock

Not having watched the LOTR or the Hobbit series by the age of 20

“You haven’t watched the most influential movies in the industry before? You must be living under a rock”

by mrsidewalk September 18, 2025

under cover boss

Having a sex change then seducing your best friend. Then during sexual inter course, reveal yourself to your friend.

“I just under cover bossed my best friend from high school”

by Leaky nose 1723 November 27, 2024

Under the Bridge

A typically shady or borderline illegal activity

“Kyle and David went to the bathroom together, they’re probably doing something under the bridge”

by Lurker_From_Ohio November 10, 2024