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parents using snapchat

Actual life-sucking torture
Nathan:My teacher gave me homework over the summer.
Scott:Yo that's like my parents using snapchat
by FurrySanta November 23, 2016
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Among us pp

Having to large of a Cock it turns into a amogus sussy baka
I have a among us pp
by Sussy pp May 11, 2022
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Toys “R” Us

A defunct brick-and-mortar toy store that opened in June 1957 in D.C. They had a million toys at Toys “Я” Us that I could play with. From bikes, to trains, to video games, it was the biggest toy store their was. Its hay day was in the 80s, when it dominated the toy industry. Toys “Я” Us started to decline in the late 90s, when online websites such as Amazon were launched and sold toys more conveniently and at a lower price. Charles Lazarus, the store’s founder, sold it to Bain Capital and Kohlberg Kravis Roberts, along with the real-estate firm Vornado Realty Trust in 2005, for $6,600,000,000. Many people mark this as Toys “Я” Us’ official beginning of the end. The purchase meant that the toy chain was now $5,000,000,000 in debt, and struggled to pay it off for the next 12 years. On September 18, 2017, Toys “Я” Us filed for Chapter 11 Bankruptcy Protection, hoping to turn around the business. However, after a horrible holiday season in sales and the debt problem not improving, on March 14, 2018, Toys “Я” Us announced it would liquidate all 735 of its US stores by the end of June. Finally, on Friday, June 29, 2018, at 9:00 P.M., the last stores were locked up for good. The beloved toy chain was officially gone.
Toys “R” Us was the best place to get all your toy needs back in the day.
by DeSantis2024 April 3, 2022
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Using pudding for frosting

One of the cruelest and diabolical examples of gaslighting a parent can delude their child into believing is a real “thing”. IT IS NOT.

The equivalent of committing a mortal sin in the realm of the baking world by replacing icing (which is a creation and gift from God) with pudding (which is the Devil’s toe jam mixed with under boob sweat)- and doubling down on that transgression by convincing young children that doing so is acceptable and a viable alternative.

A baking ‘hack’ used by moms who were too lazy to use the correct icing/ topping on baked goods, or moms who ate all of the frosting off of baked goods and replaced the good stuff with far inferior and ethically reprehensible pudding as a way to cover their gluttonous tracks.
Although brilliant in every other way, Kevin insisting that using pudding for frosting is acceptable is his way of protecting his inner gaslighted self.

No way Kevin actually believes that pudding instead of frosting is a real “thing”?!?

Using pudding instead of frosting has been scientifically proven to contribute to global warming, El Niño, and psychological dermatitis.
by Ultimate Authority May 29, 2021
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taylucifernation among us

taylucifernation among us is the exclusive among us club where 10 people play every day to kill & do tasks. we play with locals & play all day
taylucifernation among us sounds like so much fun i want to be in it one day
by swifties October 14, 2020
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among us fucker

"what a among us fucker!!"
"ikr!!"
by aejigwao January 23, 2022
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toys r us

person 1: toys r us
person 2: yes i agree 😀
by kyra_sussybaka May 14, 2022
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