hit by a bus

When a friend, peer or coworker, usually male, meets a partner and they disappear from their friend group, work, and life.

"My student Eric had a great career ahead oh him until he got hit by a bus."

"He got ran over?!"

"May as well have, the bus's name was Ashley."

by lifedoesntexist January 3, 2020

bus surfing

traveling all day on different buses but not going anywhere. Get off one bus and get onto another one and hope by the end of the day your at least semi close to home. Extra points for train surfing and ferry surfing. For a 7 hour day (jigging school, you should be in and go through at least 40 suburbs. A bus pass comes in really handy for a bus surfing day. For more excitment play in teams and record how many buses you catch.Helps if you live in a well populated area.

"Tomorrow lets jig school and go bus surfing"
"We did that yesterday man, from bondi to malabar, newtown then back to coogee, the city then had lunch in darling harbour, then went to dee why and manly and got the ferry back to darling point then to randwick and maroubra junction and back to bondi. f*cking sick day, so many randoms on public transport"

by nonleaded2026 October 21, 2008

bus head

noun: high quality weed
adjective: to describe very good weed

Dealer: Yo mah man, I got that straight bus head for you...
Buyer: Oh, lemme get an O of that my nigga

1 day later

Buyer: Yo dogg, that gank I smoked was straight bus head!
Buyer's Friend

by Hydroponic February 11, 2008

porcelain bus

A term used to reference a toilet, in the manner of porcelain pony. The term is most often employed in reference to the use thereof.

"Man, I hope this class is over soon; I gotta ride the porcelain bus like crazy!"

by Bob Trees May 11, 2006

stella bus

the method of transportation that takes you home after a night on the bevvys of which u have no recolection of the following morn - often driven by the beer monkey.

oi howd u get home last night shatter? dunno brayd, probs on the stella bus!?

by Braydon McMullin May 10, 2003

bu fu

1) The act of sexual intercourse, usually preformed by homosexuals, or by males on females, though is possible for a female to 'bu fu' a male with utensils such as a banana or dildo.
2) The kinky Asian act of taking another from behind. Usually to the surprise of their friends

She is a crazy thai soyasauce - she bu fued him with a effing plantain!

by madderhat January 18, 2009

Twinkie Bus

A bus/van/SUV full of all, male or female, White People

Hey there is the Twinkie Bus coming from rich people land.

by Cole man March 22, 2007