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zach

a guy bestfriend who can always make you laugh even in shitty and serious time he always loves to hangout with his friend and he is very much a dumbass and he is not skinny he likes to diss his friends alot but that just means he loves them he is also a very horney person and jacks off three times a day maybe even more
by pitbulls247 October 4, 2020
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Zach

Zach is a all out badass redneck who is really tall and plays lots of sports and is very strong, he won’t take sh!t from no one and will even help u through tough times he is caring and very loyal, he is super funny but gets in lots of trouble, he misses A...v.... he is a very nice guy so if u ever get told by a Zach that he like you don’t let him go
Person 1: did you hear about that tall kid

Person 2: you mean Zach

Person 1: yeah
by Zthompson782 April 15, 2021
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zach

Zach has 9000 ft shlong and is a sex god
Your pp is as long as a zach
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Zach

There are three types of Zachs out there
1. This is the typical skater boy, spikey hair, vaping, surfer dude.
2. Raving narcissist that is super popular.
3. A depressed, sad, and empty person. They try to be funny as that gives other people joy which is something he cannot give himself, but he keeps trying it because the momentary rush of someone liking their joke is addictive, even though it is rare. They either aren't funny, or people are tired of him, and somewhat counterproductively, he makes people more annoyed or angry then they were at the beginning. They get sadder from that than the happiness they would get if they made a joke that lands well, that is the main reason for the depression. Did they start depressed, and that made it worse, or is that what started the depression.
"What's his name?"
"His name is Zach."
by duderuthless August 26, 2020
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Lawrence angel zach alec

Wow thiers lawrence angel zach alec hes making banging cakes what a dude
by babadoodo November 23, 2021
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Zach

Zach is the friend who will stick by you kn matter what. He will be there for you in your time of need. He has beautiful red hair and he is stunningly charming.
Wow he is so nice, he is such a Zach.
by BioReactor February 7, 2018
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Zach

Oo zach what a big boy and his arms are so nice
by Oneofmylargefriends August 31, 2017
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