A stupid ass black guy who can't rap for rabbit nuts. He gets fucked in the ass daily by Paul Wall, while Michael Watts watches them while crying and jacking off at the same time
by ... April 2, 2005
Get the mike jonesmug. Mike khoury is vastly popular on twitter and Snapchat. A few of his videos have gone viral, such as the time he got finessed in the Taco Bell drive thru. People often find humor in the fact that he is extremely unfortunate.
Also, he loves his cat, Sebastian.
Also, he loves his cat, Sebastian.
EX#1: lmfao you really just got jumped at your OWN PARTY, dassa Mike Khoury move.
EX#2: you more obsessed with your cat than mike khoury is.
EX#2: you more obsessed with your cat than mike khoury is.
by Bugcity September 20, 2017
Get the mike khourymug. When a solution is addressed in the most complicated fashion imaginable, and with the best of intentions, with the ultimate worst case outcome resulting.
I went to the library to print out the mapquest directions to my interview. My friend picked me up, and knew roughly where the location was. About halfway there we turned to the directions to find the exact location. After following themwe we’re back at my starting point. I had read to them the return directions. It was a Mike strike for sure.
by Vagablonde May 4, 2019
Get the Mike Strikemug. The team principal of Aston Martin formula 1 team. He has worked at BMW Sauber F1 as the cheif engineer and the head of track engineering in the Porsche WEC Le Mans team.
by qwopasdfghjklzxcvbnm May 16, 2022
Get the Mike Krackmug. A microphone that serves mad justice. Rumor has it, mike justice is best served in 7s.
See also bartender, sammich maker, bill clinton impressionist.
See also bartender, sammich maker, bill clinton impressionist.
by mikejusticefanclub September 2, 2023
Get the mike justicemug. by Mike LaTorres July 25, 2016
Get the Mike LaTorresmug. by GRAW June 15, 2009
Get the Mike Battistamug.