Tan Piglet

The act of having multiple men have raw anal sex with a woman who has diarrhea. Each man finishes inside the woman. To which she then shits the contents out into a bowl, mix until tan in color. Finally, you have the woman stuff her face full of the contents like a piglet eating slop. It is customary for the woman to make oinking sounds during and after the meal.

“Dude, wanna come to the party on the weekend? I heard that Charlotte’s gonna do the Tan Piglet!”

“HELL YEAH!”

by MrSunki November 26, 2023

tan linda

so cute/pretty but in spanish ofc

you: *posts on your main story for the first time in months*

random old man who def should not have snap: "mamacita tan linda😍"

by cornball428 December 26, 2022

skinny on my tan

exceptionally good, amazing

This weather is great! It’s pure skinny on my tan.

by turkish barber July 19, 2023

skinny on my tan

exceptionally good, amazing

“This weather is great! It’s pure skinny on my tan.”

by turkish barber July 19, 2023

Sear Tan

A synonym for Satan in a Jamaican accent

Wagwan, Sear Tan!

by Sear Tan August 7, 2023

Tory Tan

Skin coloration from a holiday spent on the English coast, after swimming in raw sewage.

“We had some lovely weather and came back with a good tan, although I’m not sure if that was due to the weather or a Tory Tan from swimming in raw sewage?”

by DownbeatDave August 20, 2023

ugly tanning

Ugly tanning means when you lay flat on the beach and don't care about looking cute and skinny you just lay like a whale with wet soggy hair and cellulite, the end goal is to be the tannest person on the beach

hey girl, can’t come over today, i’m ugly tanning down at the beach xx

by SOMFFFFYYYYY August 26, 2023