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wilkes barre tan

Being fat white trash and tanning under the sun, out front of a busy public street, in 88 degree weather, while stuck to a metal futon out on the side of the curb.
Hey man, let's go get Wilkes Barre Tans!

Yeah, I wanna get CRISPY!
by BrambleFaggotFag June 12, 2018
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texas tan

An unconventional method of tanning: working the land without a shirt or sunscreen. Commonly seen in Texas and other southern states, where sunscreen is seen as optional.
I went and mowed the lawn today, got a pretty nice Texas Tan
by Proud Texan June 22, 2018
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Glove Tan

Pale color of the skin after wearing a rubber glove for an extended period of time. Frequently, the pale color of the hand is marked in sharp contrast by the normal skin tone of the affected individual above the wrist. Glove tan is especially common among medical staff and workers in biomedical or chemical laboratories.
Lab member 1: Boy, we sure had a long experiment today.

Lab member 2: Dude, I know, check out my sick glove tan.
by lab_masta_flex July 17, 2018
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Tan

A person who, at the age of 14, will look like a 24-year-old but will behave like a shitty little 4-year-old
I have no idea what you’re talking about! I’m just Tan
by Imamerican September 15, 2018
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Ranger Tan

Typically a tan that occurs on Philmont Rangers that gives them a farmers tan on their arms if they are wearing their short sleeve working uniform and a v-neck tan. This is due to the long amounts of time Rangers spend in the backcountry at Philmont either with crews, on days off, or on an assignment for a work day. This is not exclusive however to just the Ranger Department and can often be seen in off duty Backcountry and on/off duty Conservation Department staff and other staff who are out in the backcountry for a period of time. The more inclusive term is "Philtan".
"Dang dude, being out at Philmont for three months this summer really gave you a Ranger tan".
by Mrawesomesauce101 October 1, 2018
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tan bag

A person primarily a descendant of white trash culture.
“He’s eatin’ that Hamburger Helper out of that Cool Whip container. He’s definitely a tan bag”
by othatsokay June 7, 2018
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fire tan

A fire tan is when one sits close to a fire and experiences a slight tan due to the fire. (Don’t be confused for a burn)
Oh boy! Will you have a very nice FIRE TAN going right now.
by Smatus June 10, 2018
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