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sigma male

The propagation of the sigma male concept is a cringe coping mechanism leveraged by literal beta males who pretend they are better than alpha males and also want you to believe that. In a story as old as time itself, young men with loser fathers attempt to compensate for their lack of a healthy masculine identity by pretending to be some kind of scary bad ass. In truth, nobody else (especially women) thinks sigma males are scary bad asses, or that even attempting to be a scary bad ass is admirable or useful; they rightfully see through the bullshit to observe the truth: that this man is totally lacking in basic social skills, is a selfish asshole who doesn't care about other people, and would probably be a loser father like his father before him. The sigma male concept is the loser male version of the mental ill degenerates who invented 1000 made up genders and sexualities in the 2010s: total pseudoscience with absolutely no basis in academic literature that serves only to signal that you are in fact a fucking loser who looks at the internet all day. Lots of loser men thought the sigma male concept was pretty cool during the early 2020s, but the tide quickly turned on them when they realized that they had shrouded themselves in a symbol of failure not dissimilar to a neckbeard's fedora. Today the majority of people who are aware of the sigma male concept think it is fucking embarrassing and anybody who expresses admiration for the concept is definitely a dickhead.
"Why is your YouTube feed full of Peaky Blinders clips?"
"Because I'm a sigma male."
"Is that some made up thing from the internet?"
by Erik9000 September 11, 2023
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Penis Sigma

by #1SigmaOAT May 15, 2024
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Sigma

Sigma is the definition of Zyeed. It is what you say when you are talking to the great king Zyeed.
"Hey Sigma!"

"Hey Fanar the beta"
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Sigma James Golding

Dan Freakwood's self proclaimed fuck toy who he uses to carry out his voyeurist fantasies whilst he sits in the corner of the room stroking his shit. Typically found bare blazing it and jerking it on NYE.
Wow have you seen that sigma James Golding? He's being bumfiddles by that Dan Freakwood again
by No1FreakwoodHater June 4, 2024
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Sigma male

The type of guy you should not mess with, you never know when he will let the beast out. Has an army of big titty women on his pillows, they shouldnt be touched or you will die of acidic burns. He is the type of guy to duck under bullets like the matrix. Always has a fedora on hand and has all the anime powers.
Bully: Hey nerd!
Sigma male: What did you call me. *death stare*
Bully: D-d-dont hit me please. *whimping and shivering*
Sigma male: Thats what i thought. Now scarm!
Sexy hot waifu: Heyy sigma-kun, give me your dick.
Sigma male: With pleasure waifu-chan. *tips fedora*
by Fridge_UD April 27, 2023
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sigma sophia

the only true sigma to exist. sigma sophia is a strong, intelligent, and sexy man who never lets a person woman push them around. if they were to try sigma sophia would make sure there are consequences.
woman: i wanna be the boss!
sigma sophia: no theres only one thing that mouth is good for and its not talking, now get on ur knees!
by soapppppppp October 25, 2022
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by Curry john stone September 4, 2024
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