Shrek 

Your lookalike

Oi shrek!
I'M NOT SHREK.!
Well you're uglier than him that's for sure

Shrek by I.caused.911.yeet February 5, 2019

Shrek 

The manliest man known to the human race, this hunk of a guy can make your wildest dreams come true while managing to star in 4 movies at the same time.

Avery: Damn shrek is such a hottie
Maddy: ikr! Wish I could date him

Shrek by yeehaw_5678 February 11, 2019

Shrek 5

The sequel to Shrek 4, but it is gonna be bad cuz there too many Shrek movies

Friend: Wanna see Shronket the third
Me: No cuz they replaced it with Shrek 5
All: EWW

Shrek 5 by OOFA_BOOFA February 27, 2019

shrekmeister 

When someone is really badass

Shreakmeistro "bitch"
Betaschmeister "wow that was shrekmeister"

shrekmeister by koksefader March 8, 2019

shrek fan-fiction

please no, just please no...

Jake: Have you read my shrek fan-fiction?
Andrew: WTF is wrong with you jake?!

shrek fan-fiction by KovikSmith March 16, 2019

Shrek 

God.

Shrek is love, Shrek is life

Shrek by losers.org March 23, 2019

Shrek 

God

Shrek is supreme ruler

Shrek by Default Mate March 25, 2019