Russian Cocaine

Mixture of Black Caviar and cocaine that is snorted off of pussy of sexy bitch
It’s almost 2:00 pm where is Vlad with the Russian Cocaine, my bitches pussy is dripping wet and my nose anticipates this.
by Misha420 December 26, 2020
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Russian Beerlette

A drinking game using an airsoft revolver with one loaded shell. The shooter spins the chamber and pulls the trigger. When the gun fires, the shootee drinks. Safer than standard Russian Roulette
Yo, man you got so wasted playing russian beerlette last night!
by Da Beer Hunter December 22, 2010
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Russian rainbow

Its the act of eating your baby brother while snorting some cocaine.
Oh look at Michael he's doing a Russian rainbow.
by Giannisantetokounmpo December 03, 2020
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rusty russian

A rough handjob from a hairy burly woodsman with rusty nails
They went to the bathroom an he got a Rusty Russian all night
by Twobodiez June 19, 2017
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Russian day

The Russian day is a unit of time that is approximately two months.

Many parts of Russia are bathed in sunlight for twenty-four hours a day for over two months, thus saying something took a whole Russian day means it took a very long time, a couple months at least.
We have nintey-percent peroxide, made without vacuum distillation, and it only took a Russian day!
by celery godulus December 31, 2021
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The Russian Magician

It is when, during a sexual act, you clap someone’s ears and bust in their eyes, and then using another friend swap positions, and make sure you go outside the window and wave when she gets to come out of her eyes
Example:

oh John cum in me cum in me cum in me

Let’s do the russian

Oh yeah fuck yeah

*starts clapping her ears*

I’m boutta cum

*ejaculates in her eyes*

Hey Sam switch, let’s do The Russian Magician

Ok

*runs outside and in front of the window*

*she opens her eyes for a surprise*

*she turns around and realizes she is getting rough fucked doggy style but Sam*

Ohh yeah fuck me AHHHH
by A Niggardly Person June 13, 2023
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russian turnpipe

1.)The realization that when another person says they were hurt, it can't be decided by someone else whether they were.
2.) What happens when you try to think about what would happen when you actually get off your lazy ass and do something with yourself. Not that you'll actually do it, though.
3.) A technique for sex in which someone gets jammed forcefully into a small metal pipe by a Russian dude, effectively killing them. Not actually for sex. Just to kill.
He was an asshole until he had a russian turnpipe.
by Brian Montel July 29, 2017
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