riding clean

Looking like you got money, a clean car does not mean no trash, it means whoever is saying that you're "riding clean" likes your car.

Example "Yo my fam that 1984 Buick is sweet, you riding clean now because you were in that raggedy 1983 rusty Buick last year."

by $streetTalk August 7, 2015

riding trump

To ride passenger in the backseat of a vehicle when a front seat passenger seat is available, as Donald Trump would do.

"Hey man wouldn't you rather sit up here?"
"That's alright, I prefer riding trump."

by Hilario Baldness August 30, 2015

Riding the Pink Dragon

To take Pepto Bismol.
When you eat taco bell and take Pepto Bismol to avoid the inevitable diarrhea, only to be cursed with unbelievable constipation.

"I ate a large Pizza Hut pizza before bed and now I'm riding the pink dragon"

by ridnthepinkdragon October 5, 2015

Riding the Lapras

Giving a blow job.

Girl 1: I really enjoy riding the lapras.
Girl 2: There's no way I'd put that thing in my mouth!

by Quunchable 1 December 1, 2016

riding shotgun

Having cowboy/cowgirl sex with a girl whose "paw" would likely make you marry her at da barrel of a thirty-aught-six side-by-side if he found out.

Hey, if you wanna risk having a roll in da hay with a hot-bodied farmer's daughter, knock yourself out, but just bear in mind dat you might likely be "riding shotgun", especially if you get said lovely damsel preggo --- remember, da cuter/sweeter da angelic-faced girl is, da more fiercely-protective her "paw" is likely to be.

by QuacksO February 21, 2023

Risky Readinger

The ultimate sex move. It is a twelve step maneuver that becomes illegal after the 4th step, often referred to as the "Burnham Brownbag".

After the scale model of the Chrysler building got involved, I could no longer adventure towards the Risky Readinger.

by M.D. Murray D November 2, 2009

Pulling a reed / Reeding

This action occurs when a certain individual, usually a ginger, attempts to flirt with and pick up a relatively attractive girl. When his attempts are inevitably denied, the individual then slips into a spiral of making more and more awkward and creepy comments, until the individual seems SO creepy, the local newspaper may even report on it. Those who partake in "pulling a reed" or "reeding" are poor souls indeed.

Guy: "Hey, wanna fuck?"
Girl: "Um, no. I want to leave now and never come back."

Spectator: "Wow, he's totally pulling a reed / reeding that ho."

by Mitro March 25, 2008