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THE BEST ATHLETE TO EVER EXIST AND ALWAYS HAS THE MOST SHMONEY
Patrick lozano is the best athlete and he is the best at basketball and he always has the most shmoney
by Shmoneypattt November 20, 2023
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Sane Patrick's Day

The special day in mid-March when people do NOT gather in tightly-packed spaces to get drunk, yell, sing and generally breathe in each others' faces, because there is still a global pandemic.
With his six-pack of Guinness, he sat on his sofa to celebrate Sane Patrick's Day, and set his sights on next year.
by Monkey's Dad March 17, 2021
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Patrick McGoohand

When you have an impromptu bate sesh and are forced to finish in your hand due to lack of proper planning i.e. Tissue etc.
I suddenly got horny and decided to beat off. I didn't have any tissue so I used old "Patrick Mcgoohand".
by Macsteed November 1, 2016
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Patrick Wizel Cocktail

A margarita glass that is filled with semen from 10 or more man.
Patrick: My favorite drink is the Patrick Wizel Cocktail. I love all the different flavors in it.
by Twisty Treat August 12, 2020
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Patrick Shwavy

When you do something so insanely embarrassing that, you wish you were never born.
Yooo lets go get patrick shwavy lol it’s lit
by you’re welcome, short king December 16, 2019
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Patrick-ified

To intentionally dumb-down or simplify a sentence, experience or quote to a point where even a 5 year old sonic fan named Patrick could understand.
"I originally said "just have fun" in a battlefield discord server but since you dont play battlefield i replace "battlefield" with "apex legends" to make it relatable to you, in other words I Patrick-ified it"
by GodGaveYouHands September 5, 2021
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Patrick

A boy that has a girlfriend at this point is wearing Air Force and black pants he is in 6th grade
Omg hey Patrick did you forget to wear green today
by Bawi min October 23, 2019
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