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by snugiraffe June 27, 2020
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Get the Bird watching mug.Watching a show you used to really like, but now you're on the last few seasons that are so bad it's become a chore to watch them, so you watch them all in one day to get it over with.
Monty: There's only 6 more episodes of Dexter left. We could finish the show tomorrow night.
Waylon: But the show's gotten so bad. Can't we just stop watching. We could go out and have fun instead of Cringe Watching some show we're both over.
Monty: No......I want to know how it ends.
Waylon: <Sigh> OK, at least it'll be over with.
Waylon: But the show's gotten so bad. Can't we just stop watching. We could go out and have fun instead of Cringe Watching some show we're both over.
Monty: No......I want to know how it ends.
Waylon: <Sigh> OK, at least it'll be over with.
by !JayAm! July 25, 2020
Get the Cringe Watch mug.The most elite unit of Firefighters. Green watch take the high standards of Fire & Rescue and push them further, taking pride in being able to solve any problem that comes their way. Some say they are forged in the flames by the gods of old. All we know for sure is they make the world a safer place.
All while keeping the station running.
All while keeping the station running.
Do you think Yellow watch will have cleaned the truck?
Ha! You’ve got more chance of hell freezing over
Hell will never freeze, but I bet GREEN WATCH could put it out!
I don’t doubt that from what they’ve done
so far...
Ha! You’ve got more chance of hell freezing over
Hell will never freeze, but I bet GREEN WATCH could put it out!
I don’t doubt that from what they’ve done
so far...
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Get the Green Watch mug.Oct 24th of each year - straight guys love football, and they secretly love to be spooned - now you can do both
Call your best gay friend, he would love to have you over (your place is too messy). Wear your favorite sports costume, and your gay friend will do the rest - 1,000 thread-count sheets, craft beer, crudités, and gourmet wings (all flats).
Just try to stay awake for the game, and you will surely leave with a smile.
Call your best gay friend, he would love to have you over (your place is too messy). Wear your favorite sports costume, and your gay friend will do the rest - 1,000 thread-count sheets, craft beer, crudités, and gourmet wings (all flats).
Just try to stay awake for the game, and you will surely leave with a smile.
Brandon kept shouting "Go Cocks," so I'm assuming that he is going to KTrain's house for National Cuddle a Gay Guy While Watching Football Day
by KTrainSC October 24, 2020
Get the National Cuddle a Gay Guy While Watching Football Day mug.A watch that dads mainly wear in which the part that goes around your wrist is made of metal. Basically, a full metal watch.
1: Which Gucci watch did you get your dad for his birthday?
2: I got the silver on silver, why?
1: Aw you got him the dad watch...
2: I got the silver on silver, why?
1: Aw you got him the dad watch...
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Get the dad watch mug." did you see that watch he is wearing, he wears a new one every day" ... "he must be in watch gang "!
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