Noah’s Foot

Has the biggest shlong imaginable. HE WILL LITERALLY READ YOUR MIND AND FUCK YOUR FAMILY IN A MATTER OF SECOND WITH HIS 94 FOOT PENIS.

Dude 1: Yo is that Noah’s Foot?
Dude 2: Yeah he can’t walk with that massive cock.

by Noah’s Left Middle Toe October 17, 2020

noah calvert

When a person or object is forcefully shoved into a vagina

Man I just Noah calverted that girl

by Billy joil June 11, 2017

noah logic

When someone named noah creates his own logic that has no resemblance at any degree to actual logic and common sense.

Noah logic: I have a headache, I'm going to go play a comp.
Actual logic: I have a headache, I'm NOT going to go play a comp.

by Jay-Shay The One June 13, 2017

Noah Rubin

A small penis loser

You are the equivalent of Noah Rubin.

by Jawz2003 November 2, 2017

noah ball

He’s a trusty donkey that’s a loyal steed loves maverick and is to stupid to understand 69! #be a donkey

Stop being such a Noah ball

by Dank swampz May 7, 2018

Noah's chin

A extremely spicy meme and is used to say how big someone's chin is

That person has a chin unlike leafy

Guy: yo that guy has got Noah's chin

by Spicy boy 69 March 12, 2017

Pull a noah

Being bad at something or messing up at anything

You pull a noah just now!! You died!!!

by Mr. Yin July 17, 2016