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birth control breath

After engaging in fellatio and swallowing the resulting ejaculation of sperm, the person who performed the act's breath smells like this. The act of fellatio has resulted in birth control.
by Acey Deucy October 3, 2020
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Peace Control

When You Allow The Peace Within to Completely Take Control of Your Responses to What's Happening Around You.
I Will be on Total Peace Control at Home Binge Watching Romantic Movies and Eating Vanilla Ice Cream.
by EmpressDrea.Kad September 8, 2021
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Controlment

Controlment is a boss and runs everyone on the internet.
Dude controlment in your party better watch out...
by King Controlment November 10, 2021
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microplastic control group

The terrifying realization that we live in a society where the world's most powerful individuals couldn't be half-assed to care about plastic waste, and that there are now microplastics inside of every living person on earth.
There is plastic in YOUR testicles RIGHT NOW!

Originated from an attempted science experiment where researchers tried to find the effect of microplastics in humans, but couldn't find anyone without microplastics inside of them
person 1: "bro everyone is so stupid nowadays"
person 2: "microplastic control group ahh situation"
by john blinker September 28, 2025
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