monkey beat

verb: To severely beat somebody in the same fashion and manner as a monkey or ape i.e. with the sides of the fist and forearms, usually in a downward flailing motion. Usually, but not always, said by someone (typically a male) who has hefty forearms and fists that resemble a monkey.

Also, when the attacker is monkey beating someone he is usually does so with little restraint or care for himself or his victim.

"If you change the channel from the Golden Girls I swear to God I will monkey beat you until you are nothing but a wet stain on this carpet!"

by Yeah Prolly February 14, 2012

Shuffle Monkey

The person given the arduous task of shuffling the playing cards between turns/games

Take these and do your job shuffle monkey

by R.A.Y November 7, 2011

spasticated monkey

meaning a person or individual acting very strange or studip. Someone being like a monkey of its brain.

Does he always act like this? "No he's just being a spasticated monkey".

by dylberto32 August 21, 2009

Rug Monkey

term for children, specifically one that's just been born.

Man my aunt just squirted out another rug monkey.

by thedeciver January 11, 2009

cock monkey

One who swings from cock to cock like a monkey swings from branch to branch.

Jason sprayed me again with an upside-down can of compressed air...what a cock monkey.;

by teh pwn jAs0n August 26, 2005

Beer Monkey

An imaginary primate that steals all your money on a night out.

I had to leg it from the taxi driver as the beer monkey had robbed me!

by JC Meister July 5, 2004

Monkey Island

Silly point-and-click fun at its finest.

"Look behind you! A three headed monkey! ... island."

by Spacecow March 16, 2003