mike jones

A stupid ass black guy who can't rap for rabbit nuts. He gets fucked in the ass daily by Paul Wall, while Michael Watts watches them while crying and jacking off at the same time

Oh snaps dogg, did you watch that Mike Jones video?

Fuck no bitch, I aint a fucking fag.

by ... April 2, 2005

Miked up

Drunk as fuck -to the point of no return, crashing golf carts and shit. Pretty much just idlin' but reekin of vodka.

Man did you see that fool do a hit and run after the safety meeting in the buggy and then wreck that unit by the pond?! That dude's miked up.

by Rat jizz April 27, 2017

Mike Mowinski

A man who types like a chicken pecks the ground, and loves spare wibs!

When Mike Mowinski is ordering at Famous Dave's he orders spare wibs!

by Scum Lord Brayden January 12, 2017

Mike Hunt

Mike Hunt whether serious or a funny kahoot name in class is is the most serious thing in the world calling someone "my cunt"

Hey man so do you know Mike Hunt
Mike Hunt who is that
Haha I made you say my cunt

by AntTheSauceGod April 10, 2022

Mike Bovaguard

Definition 1: A fake identity online
Definition 2: When a funny moment happens

1: "who just got added to the groupchat?"

"Mike Bovaguard of course"
2: "Damn i just ate dirt thinking it was pizza

"Hah what a Mike Bovaguard moment"

by eeeeeeee888888888 February 15, 2022

mike rivera

a man that jerks off at least thirteen times a day.

you're such a Mike rivera

by dicknibbler January 27, 2016

the real mike

Conner Lopez

That kid Conner Lopez is the real mike.

by thepapacurry March 31, 2022