Mike Shinoda

Mike Shinoda is the MC for Linkin Park. He is called "The Glue" because... well i cant explain it but if you have Meteora watch LPTV (if you haven't already) and you'll know. And if you don't have Meteora, GET YOUR ASS AWAY FROM THE DAMN COMPUTER AND GO GET IT! Anyways, I HATE rap and all those damn rappers and their rappyness.... dont ask. But my point is, Mike makes it cool, and if you listen to LP, you would know that. Oh, did I mention that he's really really really completely hot??? Well, he is. lol. I think thats all you need to know.

Mike is hot. plain and simple.

ok it says the example is too short so im still typing about nothing lol...

by Alison July 6, 2004

mike jones

A stupid ass black guy who can't rap for rabbit nuts. He gets fucked in the ass daily by Paul Wall, while Michael Watts watches them while crying and jacking off at the same time

Oh snaps dogg, did you watch that Mike Jones video?

Fuck no bitch, I aint a fucking fag.

by ... April 2, 2005

Mike Bobagaurd

The best lawyer in Kentucky

Mike Bobagaurd saved me from three charges of Illegal warheads

by Susan Bobagaurd August 25, 2022

Coach Mike

One goofy ass nigga

“Omfg guys Coach Mike hit a motorcycle driving to practice”

“That’s crazy! What a goofy ass nigga!”

by mygfsuckstoes October 16, 2019

sexy mike

HE is a sexy pigeon man who takes pictures of toes. but he loves licking pigs with his bernie sanders buttwhole.
he twerks out naked shrek's on saturday's in MAC DONALDS . he rides frog people

aww man a SEXY MIKE

by IDK SEXY MIKE September 11, 2020

Coach Mike

An unempathetic coach

He was acting like such a coach mike.
what a coach mike thing to do

by 188888995 July 29, 2021

mike justice

A microphone that serves mad justice. Rumor has it, mike justice is best served in 7s.

See also bartender, sammich maker, bill clinton impressionist.

“is that a mike justice?”
“yeah dude, I think it is!”
“whoa, we are so lucky!”

by mikejusticefanclub September 2, 2023