dirty water mermaid

A female from the dirty waters witches is loyal to Mike / aka his dirty sex slave

She is my dirty water mermaid

by Dirty water legend April 24, 2024

the Dutchmans' mermaids flying crunchy coin purse

Known what is with a little imagination. Performed by hopefully 2 consenting adult preferably in private but not always.

Person 1 "That dude they says is into the Dutchmans' mermaids flying crunchy coin purse."

Person 2 " Huh. Never took them for the type. Hope that they find happiness in it."

by TheDudeAbidesAgain May 3, 2024

Malinda from Memphis

Malinda from Memphis is a term used to describe a fun-loving and outgoing individual who is known for her incredible sense of humor and genuine kindness. She is always up for a good time and loves being the life of the party at costume events. Malinda is also an amazing friend who is always there to lend a helping hand and make everyone around her feel loved and appreciated. She is a pro at throwing pool parties and whipping up delicious meals in the kitchen. However, don't let her sweet demeanor fool you - Malinda has a strong dislike for unpredictable and childlike weather, preferring to soak up the sun by the pool instead. The "Chronicles of Malinda" are legendary tales of her hilarious escapades and adventures, often involving fed ex guys and upside down pineapples. Overall, Malinda from Memphis is a one-of-a-kind individual who brings joy and excitement to everyone she meets.

Malinda from Memphis always knows how to have a good time, whether she's entertaining friends with her fun stories and amazing cooking skills or lounging by the pool with a group of fed ex guys.

by Deb from HR May 21, 2024