mike jones

A stupid ass black guy who can't rap for rabbit nuts. He gets fucked in the ass daily by Paul Wall, while Michael Watts watches them while crying and jacking off at the same time

Oh snaps dogg, did you watch that Mike Jones video?

Fuck no bitch, I aint a fucking fag.

by ... April 2, 2005

Captain Mike

A mythical legend that lives in the highlands of Everts.He has a son who he beats everyday.

Captain mike was beating Landon, Landon was very happy

by Brady_gross September 23, 2020

sexy mike

HE is a sexy pigeon man who takes pictures of toes. but he loves licking pigs with his bernie sanders buttwhole.
he twerks out naked shrek's on saturday's in MAC DONALDS . he rides frog people

aww man a SEXY MIKE

by IDK SEXY MIKE September 11, 2020

Coach Mike

An unempathetic coach

He was acting like such a coach mike.
what a coach mike thing to do

by 188888995 July 29, 2021

mike rivera

a man that jerks off at least thirteen times a day.

you're such a Mike rivera

by dicknibbler January 27, 2016

the real mike

Conner Lopez

That kid Conner Lopez is the real mike.

by thepapacurry March 31, 2022

Mike Mowinski

A man who types like a chicken pecks the ground, and loves spare wibs!

When Mike Mowinski is ordering at Famous Dave's he orders spare wibs!

by Scum Lord Brayden January 12, 2017