Ass Knock

When someone fucks you so hard that the impact of your ass makes a sound

P1: he fucked me so hard that everyone heard it
P2: the ass knock?
P1: yes

by Yod1000 January 9, 2024

Knock Head

A strange uncle who goes by the name of Callum and has a fetis for knocking on the lights

Heard about that new, he likes lights. He's a knock head

by Honkeypete January 31, 2024

hard knock life

When one is expecting reward, only to receive punishment.

Instead of treated, we get tricked
Instead of kisses, we get kicked

Me: Hey Mom, I took out the trash.
Mom: Oh good, now you can go dig for the recipe you just threw out.

Me: What hard knock life.

Me: Hey game developer, I found this crazy duplication exploit. As proof of concept, I duplicated a few items.
Developer: Market saturation! Permaban!
Me: Reporting bugs in this game is a hard knock life.

by Masogir November 5, 2019

knocked me back

Surprises or stuns

That dinner really knocked me back!

by smartguy55 November 13, 2021

Cock knock

An annoying person or jerky bastard

She’s a cock knock she’s always like “Knock knock” it’s Aimee and I’m here for ALL THE COCK

by Jay2021 September 12, 2021

knocking the entrance

A hard dick rubbing & teasing an asshole or pussy.

Joe enjoys knocking the entrance while Suzy is begging to be fucked.

by Always Gerry July 29, 2021

Knock knock

A term used to make a joke that starts out as someone knocking on the door.

Dingbat: Knock knock.
Scallywag: Who’s there?
Dingbat: Mike.
Scallywag: Mike who?
Dingbat: Oxmaul.
Scallywag: I don’t get it. Mike Oxmaul?
Dingbat: I didn’t know that. HA HA!

by Likewater August 15, 2021