Jake hale

A cuntry ass Motherfucker that drives a loud ass, shitbox Chevy Suburban and kills furry animals with his Slock Stick.

You know Jake Hale?
Yeah sumbitch drives that shitbox suburban

by LoudAssSuburban1989 May 7, 2019

jake olsen

A sexy boi wit' a six pack

Two girls are at the beach. One says 'thats a fine Jake Olsen over there'

by Wolffinder74 January 13, 2018

Jake Unger

Absolute peice of shit. Will sit on your girl’s face for a small fortune. Once ate a Quesorito from Taco Bell out of my ass( it was quite consensual). Known for dropping massive shats on the back of the bus. Also known as “A Complete Fucking Imbisile”. Also is known for saying the following phrase: “I am horny...tehehe. I’m a little gay boy, i just shit the bed come suck my thumb daddy.“

Holy fuck, step sis I’m sorry for urinating in the shower I feel like such a JAKE UNGER.

by bigtittedyodelman January 29, 2020

Jake the hedgehog

jake gets bullied because he had a dusty and cried because someone called him sonic

jake the hedgehog was all a joke

"jake when is the new sonic movie coming out"

by warmerparty April 2, 2020

jake house

real big baller is and will always be one of the homies. cannot green to save his life. he does not say the n-word

“look at curry man, so inspirational”
- flight reacts

jake house’s favourite quote

by bigweiner420 April 13, 2020

jake paul

jake paul is a mother fucking asshole who is inappropriate he's disgusting I lost full respect for him he's a hoe he's trash and ew

Like does he not fucking know that his fan base is like 12 and below like most of them
he was only useing erika costell for views We all knew it was her it doesn't fucking matter he's such a bitch
And the fact like she didn't do shit to him and she misses him and he dont give af

he's still inspiring as in paying for ur own mansion and getting a lot of cars but other than that he's garbage
he only cares about getting high and drunk

HES A MOTHER FUCKING ASSHOLE IF U SEE THIS UNSUBSCRIBE TO HIM

jake paul is a fucking bitchass hoe

by kara_boo1612 April 25, 2020

Armed Jakes

Feds (police) that are armed. This is usually used in UK slang.

"Got Armed Jakes in the trap house, asked broski we can make it out"

by Mad Drillaaaa 69 420 May 31, 2020