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No cake for jake

When Jake gets no cake
Someone: what did you get for your birthday

Jake's parents: Not a cake
Someone: No cake for jake
by FREDDIEGEROEGESUCKSYOURMUMATNI November 26, 2022
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Emo Jake

An emo guy thats addicted to really chunky wenches!
lad:"Emo Jake look at that 8/10"
Jake:"sorry boys looks like she needs a muffin or two"
by hhajake November 6, 2012
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Anchoring Jake

Using a Item anally that is attached to a string , chain , and / or ribbon and attaching it to a inanimate object to restrain the individual from movement .

A sexual term used to describe a position .
We were experimenting with each others body and I decided to give him a anchoring jake. He was brought to a instant euphoria knowing he was anchored to the bed.
by mjp9348 December 7, 2018
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Jake Forward

Being a "Jake Forward" involves succumbing to pesty behavior driven by Pedro, a omnipotent deity that controls all actions and takes the appearance of a well sized appendage , once Pedro takes control you become Jake Forward and have no control of your actions, behaviour or morals. Pedro is likely to be amplified with the use of Rosé, he can be a blessing and a curse.
"I went out with my main man Aidan last night, was tricky as he was being a right "Jake Forward" ( AKA Pesty as Pedro had taken control )
" But he is never like that usually "
" Pedro has taken him as well, it's a blessing and a curse"
by Crafty Colin June 9, 2018
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jake house

real big baller is and will always be one of the homies. cannot green to save his life. he does not say the n-word
look at curry man, so inspirational
- flight reacts

jake house’s favourite quote
by bigweiner420 April 13, 2020
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jake paul

the most cancerous thing ever on earth he caused all of the dinosaurs to die
'' what is that'' '' oh shit run it is jake paul
by thetruth1010 March 19, 2019
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Jake TMB

a minecraft player who finds all of the loot from end citys before you get a chance
guy 1"i just looted 19 end citys last night"
guy 2"bro your being a jake TMB"
by jjsadventures December 11, 2021
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