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Jose

Hispanic/latino name, sexy af and can beat tf auta u
by albañilhater May 13, 2021
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Jose Muñoz

A fat slob who is so fat that he has been known to drive buffets out of business. He is the reason there is no more Ponderosa here in Milwaukee.
Look at that Jose Muñoz over there chowing down all that food.
by tommyin2011 September 9, 2015
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Jose'

You'll find him hanging out in your local pub and he'll catch your eye immediately. I've never seen a bulge so big in my entire god damn life. At first I swore he had a fucking banana shoved in his pants, but as soon as he rubbed it on my ass on the dance floor I knew it was real! He offered to take me back to his cousins apartment and show me a good time. Man was he right. I haven't seen a dick that big since I went to the zoo last fall. At first it threw me when he said he was into butt stuff but I had to take advantage of that massive cock somehow. After he spent what felt like hours preparing me for that dik, we fucked for about 13 seconds, best 13 seconds of my life! Unfortunately I don't know where to find him again since his cousin came home and I had to leave, but if I had the chance I definitely would do it again!
Marie: Have you seen that Jose'?

Susie: Hell Yeah! Doesn't last very long but that dick is THICK!
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Jose

Jose is that lonely nigga with his finger on tha trigger who smokes a bunch of dope and has a cat named glacier.
Jose is very smelly man
by Dumbgaynigga November 2, 2019
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