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When putting on skinny jeans, your leg hair is swept upward. Then after taking your pants off, your leg hair are still pointing up.

Usually return to normal after an hour or two on their own or after a shower.

Sometimes painful
by Neon Ninja Kills You November 7, 2009
mugGet the Skinny Jean-Leg Hair Syndromemug.

Light Wash Jeans Disorder

A contagious disorder in which you picture the opposite sex naked when they are wearing light wash jeans.
OMG!!! Jimmy is wearing light wash jeans!! What a tiny little ding-dong he has!!! I hate my light wash jeans disorder!!!
by Kay wizzo February 8, 2008
mugGet the Light Wash Jeans Disordermug.

seen seen billie jean

as in agreement "i agree" "that's okay"

rhyming way of saying the word seen
rhymings taking over now...
Dude 1 - "I Slept With Your Mum Dude
Dude 2 - "Seen Seen Billie Jean"

Dude 1 - "That Guys Gonna Get Murked"
Dude 2 - "Seen Seen Billie Jean"
by Alex K-nite July 28, 2008
mugGet the seen seen billie jeanmug.

I like your jeans

a usually offensive slang term used by a totally non-hip German teacher (that is actually Danish) to andother totally non-hip or shall i say cool, science teacher name miss Sloan.
The term is now used as a reversal compliment and can easily offend someone if spoken the right way, which is in a deep, smoky Mrs. koler type of talk.
___hey u,i like your jeans.
---hey buddy(angery).. i dont appreciate that slightly offensive term that is in a mrs. Koler voice.. ok?
___no dude.. i really like your jeans.. they are very fashionable
by howdoithinkofthisstuff? March 24, 2005
mugGet the I like your jeansmug.
You say this when you burn or roast someone.
Person 1: This is stupid
Person 2: No you’re stupid! Apple bottom jeans, boots with the fur…
by TheHumanoidPerson March 23, 2022
mugGet the Apple bottom jeans, boots with the furmug.
When a girl doesn't want to have sex with you.
Jackson: So you're down to bang tonight?
Lucy: No, I don't ever wanna bang you. Keep your genes in your jeans buddy.
by poopyhands88 May 11, 2019
mugGet the Keep your genes in your jeansmug.

Jean Claude van damme

I’m pretty sure he is a fashion guy, I only did this for the example bit below
ASHLEY: JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAMME IS AN ICON
Will: WELLLLL JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAMN IM FINE
by CanIMarryPizza June 11, 2018
mugGet the Jean Claude van dammemug.

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