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Fuck A Dog In The Ass And Call It Tuesday

An expression used to express a mistake being made
John: "Hey make sure you don't eat that piece of metal!" John 2: "Oh I already did." John: "Well Fuck A Dog In The Ass And Call It Tuesday!"
by Meatloaf.BD March 30, 2025
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put that cookie in your crock pot and smoke it

When a man pulls out of a man's butt and felches him.
Travis told his friend to put that cookie in your crock pot and smoke it. His friend punched him because he's not into felching.
by M@x Power August 16, 2018
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I put you in this world and i can take you right outta it

A thing most black parents say when their kid is misbehaving either in public or at home
Mom: Go do the damn dishes its been 3 hours
Child: Why do i have to listen to you?!
Mom: Well I put you in this world and I can take you right outta it
by isa6elita August 25, 2022
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A phrase used whenever americans can’t see the beauty in something, taken from billy on the street talking about his love for the movie Rattatoullie
Person 1:”I went to the grand canyon with a bunch of americans and they were all on their phones the whole time”

Person 2:”Jesus, Americans wouldn’t know genuine enchantment if it fucked them in the ass.”
by sunnyfolina June 17, 2023
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This meaning is used for someone who want it to put in your ass, people who most commonly use this term really want it in the ass, the mum part is a way of saying the you have sexual relations with someone mother.
Someone: What are we going to do

You: I'll Put it your ass, like i'll put in your mum
Someone: OMG yess baby

I'll Put it your ass, like i put in your mum
by Daddybby November 14, 2019
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