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Hump monkey

(Vulgar slang, also f'* monkey) Someone to be used for excessive labor. Person forced to perform all tasks not being done by others.
1 That's my personal hump monkey.
2 If you f'* your hump monkey too hard, it will break (they will quit).
3 We need a hump monkey to work the overnight shift.
by АлександрМ August 7, 2023
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street hump

When a fully clothed person goes up to another clothed person on the street and begins to hump them roughly
"Wow man that chic over there is really hot!" , "oh yeah I dare you to go over and street hump her as hard as you can"
by paraleel October 23, 2011
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humping your brains out

ooooohhhh yeah hump em out
humping your brains out would be great right now
by anaonamous cat September 19, 2016
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Emotional Dry Humping

*Emotional Dry Humping (noun, informal):*

1. A metaphorical expression describing a state of intense emotional connection or interaction between individuals that stops short of deeper commitment, vulnerability, or full resolution.

2. Engaging in emotionally charged exchanges, such as flirtation or oversharing, without progressing to a meaningful or defined relationship.
"They spent hours texting about their dreams and fears, but it never went beyond emotional dry humping."
by geniussextherapist November 22, 2024
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Piss Humping

When you need to piss really badly you start moving your legs and it looks like you are rapidly humping the air.
Person 1: You ok there mate?
Person 2: No I'm bursting for a piss.
Person 1: Stop Piss Humping. You're humiliating.
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Hump your Crush day

To grind one's genitalia in a press-and-release pattern against a particular object or surface; usually associated with an inanimate object.
Hump your crush day was fun on February 3
by deadassurmomsahoe1432 February 1, 2020
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All hump, no hurt

Just like a dog humping someone’s leg, or humping them from behind. A guy sexually abusing, or raping a male, and aren’t being brought to justice.
Most men who rape boys are all hump, no hurt.
by LinkxPeach February 15, 2023
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