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It is the most beautiful of all the existant arts existing in this world; hell, in the universe for this sake. While most, if not all, people can do it, only some have actually mastered and have movies at their name because of this. There are many ways to do this, and they all depend on how is your mind and genitals (including ass) doing. Called vulgarly as masturbation.
I have mastered the art of fucking yourself.
by BoggyBuntu November 14, 2013
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one who is super savage at something in sports
that kid was being a bad ass mother fucking savage at shooting doubles
by yurok69 June 11, 2008
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Me: Are you out of your fucking mind?
My retarded friend: Hamburger.
by Seksel January 27, 2020
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Absolute Fucking Chad

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Chad, but he had an extra 5 red bulls
The absolute fucking chad beat the man, because he said red bull was bad.
by Absolute Chad Mate March 11, 2021
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The guy above is a cranberry fucknut. However, urban dictionary has some really positive queer definitions so he is technically correct
The guy above me: Urban dictionary is so fucking gay. They don't accept funny submissions anymore.
Me: you are correct and if you could read you may be able to find some funny definitions. If you could find some brain cells and use them you may realise that racism, heterosexism and sexism are not the same as humor
by Basically ace satan January 1, 2021
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Someone you think is having sexual relations with a chair.
Brad Palkovich lit his 4 inch penis on fire, what an ass fucking titty nigger.
by grantspeepeehurt March 7, 2009
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