Football

Football is when you think you have appendicitis but you actually have testicular cancer so you shove you foot up your balls.

Let’s watch some football!

by joeypig1108 August 9, 2022

Erik Fisher Football Dream

In the book Tangerine Erik, Paul's older brother Has a football dream that their dad has been dreaming for.

Every day dad only wants to talk about the Erik Fisher Football Dream!

by HogwartsGraduate#1 October 22, 2020

Greenhill Football Team

ha

ha greeng Greenhill Football Team

by ur mom010 February 8, 2022

football

a sport for fat americans, written by an american

u like football?
No im more of a futbol person actually.

by LEEEEEROYYYYYYY JENKINS October 21, 2020

football kink

where the person uses football during seggs

'Have you heard Zak has a football kink? Darcy said.

'No surprise' replied ems

by chaeyoungsangel August 12, 2021

National Cuddle a Gay Guy While Watching Football Day

Oct 24th of each year - straight guys love football, and they secretly love to be spooned - now you can do both
Call your best gay friend, he would love to have you over (your place is too messy). Wear your favorite sports costume, and your gay friend will do the rest - 1,000 thread-count sheets, craft beer, crudités, and gourmet wings (all flats).
Just try to stay awake for the game, and you will surely leave with a smile.

Brandon kept shouting "Go Cocks," so I'm assuming that he is going to KTrain's house for National Cuddle a Gay Guy While Watching Football Day

by KTrainSC October 24, 2020

Busted Football

A skank or older woman trying to be young and her pussy has been so overused that it looks like a popped/busted football

Use: Cher's coochie looks like a busted football at her age. Jennifer Lopez is in the Spalding factory getting her busted football vagina re inflated.

by Pierce Dickman November 26, 2022