Rangers FC

A crap club from scotland who got liquidated in 2012 because they did no pay their taxes.
Also they made a mistake when the moved in to Ibrox. That is, buying a trophy cabinet.
tl;dr: RANGERS ARE CRAP AND IF YOU SUPPORT THEM THEN YOU SHOULD GO THE HELL, TO THE BOILER ROOM OF HELL, ALL THE WAY DOWN.

Virgin: RANGERS FC FOREVER!
Chad Celtic Fan: Mate you need tae get your brain checked.

by Celtic forever October 15, 2023

Winshill Fc

A shit football club that can’t win a game.

Timothy: Did you see winshill Fc play yesterday .
Carl: Yeh they lost 16:1.

by Lewis is massive 69 January 30, 2024

Hibernian fc

Well known for being shite at football while also being spoon burning pedo bastards

Hibernian fc is well known for being spoon burning pedos

by MadShaggerLad November 19, 2023

Cheslea FC

Billion dollar bottle jobs

That football is very cheslea FC like. They spend tooo much on mid players.

by Yuma uchidas left hand March 11, 2024

115 Fc

The worst cheating wankers in all of English football

Teacher: What is 110 + 5
Student: Oilchester Shitty

Teacher:??
Student: 115 Fc

by Assiano Cocknaldo May 19, 2024

Limores FC

Limores FC is a 3-year-old football club, founded in 2021. A club that struggle greatly in the competition of football in all 5 divisions, only reaching Elite divison once. They have only a few trophies, no where near as many as Makers FC, their rival club. Limores FC is recognized by their bright green home kit and decent fans who travel with them on away days. The club has come a long way in a short time, although, due to a lot of inside complication from the board, lack consistency and toxicity, they are incapable of making it far in the sport. They consist of 10 main players, Krishina Hermida, the engine in midfield who only knows how to ask for the ball, but at least he knows what to do with it; Lapongo, a vital player when she's in form, but a cry baby when not; then you have Noelia Jimenez, a player who seldumly plays but is consistant; Chicken Cairns, transfered from the rivals Makers FC, the prolific striker who carries the team; you also have Mataleon, used to be the best player on the team, scoring goal after goal, but now replaced by the almighty Chicken Cairns; Ángel Villar, another quiet player but is ok when he wants to be; Corvus Clan, newly joined memeber who knows how to play but forgot he has fingers; then you have Marrerrito Martinez, straight up bad; Tito Villaseco, the icon of the team; Tay Wingston, best winger the game has ever seen.

Limores FC will never be a good as Makers FC

by Kingston21 June 5, 2024

ICSM FC 4s goalkeeper

The least athletic lump in the club who loves a pint and gets out of breath running to the centre circle.

However bonus point for rocking up with a WAG

We are never scoring against that ICSM FC 4s goalkeeper, he takes up half the goal!

by uhprofile November 22, 2024