ex-togethernesses

noun. a person that you once were dating or 'together' with, someone you used to see as more than just a friend, an old fuck buddy.

Sam: "I would pissed too if one of my ex-togethernesses was talking shit about me!"

by fiddy dolllas. August 13, 2010

ex

a former husband, wife, or other partner in a relationship.

"I don't want my ex to spoil what I have now"

by Arminkshipper July 27, 2024

eye ex

Any person (usually a stranger) with whom there was a mutual eye fuck, but you're still single.

Bob: Yo, did you see that hot girl just now? She was totally eye fucking me!
John: Yessir. You two are now officially eye exes.

by Eridaniii July 4, 2023

National fuck ur ex day

It December 4th try fucking ur ex

Me: wanna fuck

Ex: I told you not to talk to me an noooooo

Me: but it's December 4th "national fuck your ex day"

Ex: ok then let’s do it! "National fuck ur ex day" December 4th

by National days998 November 16, 2020

ex boyfriend

an old boyfriend who you dumped because it was hard to date at the time and then goes and dates your best friend the next week. Then your best friend becomes your ex best friend and your ex boyfriend becomes a fucking douche bad and you try to talk to him but he acts like he's so cool because he thinks you want him back but you don't!

A: i like your ex boyfriend.
B: that makes me uncomfortable.

by im_fine123 December 15, 2017

.exe creepypasta

if it exists, there’s an .exe creepypasta of it. NO EXPECTIONS!

I swear i saw Bob make an .exe creepypasta of himself!

by nutsacktickler69 May 18, 2024

Ex-redneck

Someone who was raised by redneck parents and refuses to act like a fucking retard.

Friend: "Man, expletive you are such a redneck."

expletive: No, you idiot, i'm an ex-redneck.

by Expletiveperson101 November 29, 2012